Translate what they really meant

An AI-powered relationship translator that confidently makes things worse.

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Reviews from Survivors

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"Now I understand what she meant. Unfortunately, she doesn't agree."

- Ahmad, Selangor

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"Translated 'Takpa lah' into a 20-minute lecture. Accurate."

- Muthu, Penang

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"Helped me respond logically. Worst mistake of my life."

- Wei Jie, KL

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"Dah 3 malam tido sofa. Thanks TidoSofa!"

- Rizal, JB

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"My girlfriend asked if I liked her dress. App said 'Say yes immediately'. I hesitated. I died."

- Ken, Sabah

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"I used the suggested reply. Now I am single. App works 10/10."

- Siti, Melaka

This app is parody and for entertainment only
It will not save your relationship
It may escalate arguments (that's the point)
The joke is on overconfident AI, not on you
Use irresponsibly at your own risk
If you actually send these replies, we cannot be held responsible for your sleeping arrangements.